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Alligators can sense when water is going to freeze so they’ll stick their noses up above the waterline and just freeze like that, going into a state similar to hibernation. Then the water thaws and they go about their business with no apparent injury. The same group of gators have made the news for doing this for the second year in a row. Gators are just like that.
I know most people are cowards don’t like the idea of giant carnivores that are close to human lives, but this is so cute.
Lil nose popping up.
i can boop your snoot
and you can do nothing
Good people aren’t wealthy.
Let me make this clear here. It’s actually impossible to hoard millions in personal fortune and also live an ethical life.
Some people are taking this as a personal attack against their families, who make something in the six figure range. This post is not about you. In full scale, families like that are not what I’d consider to be “wealthy”.
I’m talking about the multi-millionaire/billionaire CEOs, politicians, and media moguls. This isn’t about your uncle who’s a surgeon and saves people’s lives. Please don’t misinterpret that. They’re not nearly on the same scale of “wealthy”.
But if your uncle is the head of a multinational corporation that utilizes cheap overseas labour and exploits third world countries, fuck that guy actually.
guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children
everyone in the notes asserting that children can be ugly, i know u think you’re being cute but you’re really not. like what the fuck is wrong with you? it’s nothing short of heinous to assign (often sexualized, always bigoted) standards of beauty to fucking kids, especially young girls, who should be focused on literally growing up. i’m not laughing
Also hot take but teenagers aren’t supposed to be “beautiful”. That’s when you’re developing and getting acne and your voice is cracking and shit. The fact that we think teenagers are supposed to be pretty is a product of pedophilia and toxic instagram/makeup culture. You’re supposed to look kinda like an awkward second-evolution-stage pokemon at that point, and we never should have put so much pressure on teenagers.
isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february
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